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The Priest Lights A Fertility Candle For The Married Couple

 The Priest Lights A Fertility Candle For The Married Couple



The Father said, “Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs
Donovan? And didn't I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?”
😀
She replied, “Aye, that ye did, Father.”

The Father asked, “And be there any wee little ones yet?”

She replied, “No, not yet, Father.”

The Father said, “Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a fertility candle for ye and yer hoosband.”

She replied, “Oh, thank ye, Father…” they then parted ways..
😀
Some years later they met again.
The Father asked, “Well now, Mrs

Donovan, how are ye these days?”

She replied, “Oh, very well, Father!'

The Father asked, “And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?”

She replied, “Oh yes, Father! Two sets of twins and six singles, ten in all!”
😀
The Father said, “That's wonderful! And how is yer loving hoosband doing?”
She replied, “E's gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin' candle.”




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